Whatever I want to put, I put.

Farewell To Ye

2006-03-17T14:23:00.000-08:00

I realised that i wasnt putting many entries in this any more. There hasnt been much to talk about really. Well thats a lie really..... Suffice to say that its nothing I want to tell everyone here on my blog.
I think I might be abandoning the whole 'Stephen's Blog' idea, since writing stuff doesnt really help me think, and it's getting to be a bit of a hassle keeping up with posting stuff...
Besides, theres only like... 0.57 people who actually read this blog anyway.
So I guess this is my farewell post. Bye bye. You all have a happy time blogging yourselves to death =P
I will leave you all with one last thing:
fin

Alone

2006-03-04T22:12:00.000-08:00

All I ever wanted was to fit in somewhere, anywhere as long as I actually fit in. I don't know anyone like me. Nobody understands me at all. People say they are there for me, but theyre not. Not really.
I dont fit in anywhere, which is why I am alone. Unless I find someone or someplace that I do fit in with, then I am going to be alone for a long time to come.
I really feel like I dont belong here. I dont even know where "here" is.

One word.....

2006-03-02T21:07:00.000-08:00

Eggnog.
Think about it.

The post of most EXCESSIVE randomness!

2006-02-27T18:26:00.000-08:00

Mooha! Seeya all later!

Welcome to: Who wants to be a blind mole with cheesecake and strawberry muffins with a plate of chips and sauce, of course!
Once upon a time, there wasn't a story to tell. THE END.
Why is it that there are never enough people to every 1/3rd of a sheep in New Zealand?
Why is it that the world ISH CIRCLE?????
Why is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is is?
Knock knock. Whos there? ME!
Dont arsk us about:
- Rock pie
- Mrs Cake
- Strawberries with onion stuffing
- Penguins with the urge to cause war and suffering amongst all living beings
- Mrs Cake
oH WEIRD? nonononono FIE UPON YOU!
Time to rhyme!
Im a poet and I most certainly knew at least half of that statement.
Into the nether with you.
Nether!.... I mean, NEVER!
You were beat with the ugly stick, the rotten stick, and the matchstick when you were born.
Mustard is potentially gravy.
Gravy is potentially gravy.
Everything is potentially.
Gravy.
1+1+1= 173165018956478461230874687342658712364382764237181608734523190784153082745087413540871534087123648713640873126487136408743641238746103847236104876
Try saying "A cow gave me a pat on the head" with a straight face.
See, I knew you could.
The weather today is hot and spicy.
Your meal will be served cloudy with potential thunderstorms.
Gravy.
I shot him! I shot them all! I shot EVERYTHING! EVEN ME!!!.......oh wait. *dies*
In todays news; A "MOO" shot everyone in town. "MOO" today told the "MOO" that he was in fact, "MOO".
Lights... Camera... CHEESECAKE.
Not today, Mr Floddermangerwhoodalip. FIE!
Gravy. "Why", you ask? "Why not", I say.
Hey, WASSUP!

Hi, how is everyone? The following is a very random post I made today...
SO random, that I even put the intro at the bottom....
So what did I put at the top then.....?
*scrolls up*
.....oh bother.

(PS: Gravy)

Very Bad Day

2006-02-21T18:13:00.000-08:00

...
OK, today I got up late, rushed to catch my bus and got to uni just on time, extremely tired.
...
Also, I didn't get much work done, because I was tired (obviously)
...
Also, I have been feeling sick for the last few days. It's probably connected to the huge amounts of people who smoke in Auckland, and also the traffic pollution, etc... Well suffice to say, I don't feel that good at all.
...
I lost my wallet today on the bus home. It had everything in it. Fortunatly, there was no cash.
Hopefully, they will find it. I am supposed to call back tonight to see if they did.
...
Still tired, sick, and with a lot of other stuff on my mind.....
... OK that's all I have to say.

One piece of GOOD news:
My dads bringing back the other computer today. It is fixed =D YAY!

... OK, THATS all I have to say.

Favourite Quotes

2006-02-17T14:51:00.000-08:00

I couldnt think of anything to write, so I decided to compile a list of my favourite quotes of all time.
So here they are (most of them anyway):

"My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like, if you went to hell and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe THAT would be enough blood. But, uh... probably not."
- Blood Mage, Warcraft3

"The world only have two things: Things you can eat, and things you can no eat."
- Quina Quen, Final Fantasy IX

"I want what you want, Mr Anderson... I want everything."
- Agent Smith, The Matrix Reloaded

"What do you expect to see out of a Torquay hotel window!? Sydney Opera House? The hanging gardens of Babylon???!"
- Basil Fawlty, Fawlty Towers

"You must bring us.... A SHRUBBERY!"
- Knight of Ni, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

(This ones for you Zee):
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
- Guard, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Life is but a passing dream, but death is eternal."
- Seymour Guado, Final Fantasy X

"Do or do not, there is no try."
- Yoda, Star Wars Episode IV

"Darkness called... But I was on the phone, so I missed it. I tried to star-69 Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled 'PICK UP THE PHONE, DARKNESS!', but he ignored me. Darkness must have been screening his calls."
- Demon Hunter, Warcraft3

"If in doubt, always follow your nose."
- Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings

I cant think of any more at the moment. I will post some more when I remember them.

'Tis Valentines Day

2006-02-14T21:14:00.000-08:00

Another year, another uneventful valentines day.
But congrats to Matt, who gets to spend the day with someone very special (for all you dimwits out there, i mean my lil sister, Zee =P).
Congrats to Bagwell, and his "marriage" to Dotty!
And most of all, congrats to Allister, who has managed to avoid returning my Risk board game for the last few months! >.< (I dunno how that ties in with valentines day... it doesnt really =P)

So another valentines day spent alone.....
But thats the story of my life: I am all alone, and most likely, I will be alone for the rest of my life. *sigh*

Just think about this please...

2006-02-08T21:36:00.000-08:00

This post applies to most people who are reading this blog.
When one person sees something as a good thing, others may find it bad. When one person finds something as the happiest thing thats happened to them in their life, others might be utterly destroyed by it.
Sometimes we must see both sides of the story to realise what happiness is truly about. Only by putting other peoples lives before your own can you understand this. Of course, we cannot focus everything onto others, and we must spare some time to think of ourselves... this is very important.
All I am telling you, is that you should think carefully about what the right decision is before you hastily make the wrong one. This is what I will persevere to do, in order for everyone to be happy.
If you are wondering whether I am hinting this at certain people, maybe I am. Im not telling you. Think about it yourself, you all have brains. Use them.
And for @#$%'s sake, dont just sit there and NOT ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN HERE.

EEEEEEEEEEVIL

2006-02-06T10:05:00.000-08:00

Mwahahahaha!
Im in a particulary evil mood today...
Actually, I might be going insane.... Im gonna go see my psychiatrist:

*Stephen walks to the Zoo*
*Stephen talks to a monkey about his insanity problems*
*Stephen hands the monkey a banana*
*Stephen leaves the Zoo*

Nope! The psychiatrist said Im 100% sane. Great news huh?
Now thats over and done with.... I can get back to being eeeeeeevil. EEEEEVIL.
Mwahahahahahaha!
But apart from that, I have discovered that life will never go according to plan for me..... I must endeavor never to make another plan in my life! That way, things will run smoothly and efficiently.
Well.... buh bye for now! Dont forget to be particularly EEEEVIL!

Another Title-less Entry

2006-02-03T10:03:00.000-08:00

Wow. It's the 3rd of Feb already. They say time flies when youre having fun, but I think time flies anyway.
Sorry about the lack of posts, but I have been very busy with work and other stuff recently. This has also contributed to the delay in the creation of further penguin suicides (whew, thats a tongue twister =P).
Zee: I will get that letter to you before long. Im really REALLY sorry I havent gotten round to it, but until I can finish off the penguins I cant send your letter.
Also, I havent seen you online much recently. I can only assume that your life has gotten considerably better and you are spending much less time in front of your computer, and much more time with your friends. But hey! thats a good thing, and I am happy for you, big sister!
Anyways, life seems to be getting happier on all fronts (Bagwell, you know what I mean), so as long as everyone else is happy too, I guess I can sit back and enjoy the nice warm (boiling!) weather.
Oh wait, I have work tomorrow....

Much Hate

2006-01-26T18:44:00.000-08:00

I want to be a different person. I hate myself so much. I can't be serious enough in front of other people. It's the fact that I am an introvert (spelt to the best of my ability) that I hate so much. I'm so mad right now.... I want to scream and start swearing at people while sticking a knife through their throats. Unfortunatly I am not capable of doing these things, due to reasons that I would rather keep to myself at the moment.
But more than that, I wish I could to go up to every single person I know and tell them exactly how I feel about them. Seriously, if somebody asked me what I thought of them, I would end up lying because I don't want to end up saying the wrong thing and hurting them.
I hate it.
Quote of the day: "I hate.... HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE ......."
- Kefka, Final Fantasy VI
Not much of a quote, but it gets the point across.

Some stuff (cant think of a title)

2006-01-23T15:45:00.000-08:00

I have had a busy week so far. Well actually a busy two weeks.
Last week consisted of going to foodtown and signing forms, watching boring training videos....
...and on the Saturday, I started work.
At 7am.
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Anyways, apart from work, I havent been feeling right recently. Im in a really depressed mood, which is brought on by thinking too much. Generally, things havent turned out quite as I had hoped over the past few months, maybe even the past year. I suppose I got my hopes up about a few things, which I should have known was foolish really.... sigh...
Well, at least things have worked out ok from a businessy point of view...
I start at the animation school in 2 weeks time from tomorrow, and I am currently trying to figure out the procedure of turning down my position at AUT =P Isnt it funny how they dont tell you that anywhere?....
Oh yeah, the penguins are still in production, Zee! Ive pretty much got all my ideas together, so my letter will not be too far off, hopefully!
Whew... so that about covers everything, I think...
I will finish with another pic:

New Blog

2006-01-20T11:10:00.000-08:00

This is my new blog.
Director: "CUT! That was terrible, go back and do it again."
Stephen: "..."
Director: "Aaaaand, ACTION!"
Stephen: "This is my new blog..."
Director: "Well, I guess thats going to have to do..."